SO i just came back from the checkov play "the seagull" and had this conversation with my step-sis

me (10:52:13 PM): fucking seagulls
me (10:52:19 PM): *snigger*
step-sis (10:54:33 PM): lol so how were the fucking seagulls
me (11:01:50 PM): VERY depressing
me (11:01:57 PM): it was like a cross between jane austin and poe
me (11:02:06 PM): and i don't mean the one that's bumping uglies with tinkey winkey
step-sis (11:03:34 PM): yikes
me (11:04:00 PM): mmm
me (11:04:07 PM): i feel very poetic now

*that* is my mood